I forgot my lunch today and bought a roll in an olde worlde bread shop. Would you butter it? I asked.
Shortly afterwards I bit into it and had that mouthful of fishy slime commonly known as margarine;- NOT BUTTER!
Why does anyone on earth eat margarine? It may be cheaper than butter but it is so revolting that it would be better to spend the money on the tiny amount of butter you could afford rather than wasting any mouth space on the creamy petrol, entitled margarine!
